Blogger Claims to No Longer be a Condescending Jerk

After a few months of contemplation, Rockettopia High School's self-proclaimed 'Greatest Blogger' claimed that he was ready to stop being a Holier-than-thou, condescending, jerk. He claims that this happened after he realized that being mean to people, even imaginary ones, was not funny, but considering who this is, someone most likely told him. He will now be writing articles that will be less nasty, and more importantly, actually funny. Critics disagree on which of these two statements is more completely absurd.