Supply Side Economics Club Calls Obama Mars Conspiracy a Liberal Conspiracy
The president of the supply side economics club stated this week that the "Obama Mars Conspiracy Theory" was a liberal conspiracy. The "Obama Mars Conspiracy Theory" states that president Barack Obama was part of a top-secret CIA mission to mars during the 1980s, during which he was issued the warning: "Simply put, your task is to be seen and not eaten.". The Obama Administration has come out and denied this claim. Yes, that's right, the president has denies the perfectly rediculous claim that he went to Mars to "... acclimate Martian humanoids and animals to their presence..." in the 1980s. The Supply Side Economics club has concluded that the only reason the Obama administration would deny this bull&#^& is if the administration had planned the whole thing. The administration's plan, according to the Club, was to make all the other (True) Obama conspiracies, such as the Birther, Muslim, Terrorist, Gay, etc. conspiricies, look silly. The Club's president justified this claim with the statement "Liberals all have this weird obsession with generalizations." The Club President then asked why everyone within hearing distance had collapsed laughing.
Note from the News from Rockettopia Staff: The Obama Mars Conspiracy is very real, and the president really did deny it, God only knows why. Read about it here:
http://www.geekosystem.com/mars-obama-conspiracy/
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