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Monday, March 25, 2013
In Concolatory Match, Knowing Stuff Team is Soundly Defeated by Trained Snails
After their disastrous defeat yesterday on the public television show "High School Quiz Show", the RHS Knowing Stuff Team was not feeling very good (NOTE: We really, really don't want you to look this up). To make themselves feel better, the team arranged a match against the Ecology Club's trained land snails. However, in a surprise victory, the snails trounced the Knowing Stuff Team by a massive margin of 315-110. The success of the snails has been accredited to their knowledge of important categories such as 'Plants that are Good Snail Food', 'Slime Making 101', 'Snail Anatomy', and 'Animal Mobile Homes'. When asked the snails about their victory, we got this response:

Labels:
Ecology,
High School,
Knowing Stuff,
Quiz Show,
RHS,
Rockettopia,
Snails
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Good for the snails. I feel like they are under-appreciated in today's society.
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